November and December 2017 quotes

11:31AM 6 Nov 2017
Sister Gowans (mission choir director): There are three of you that know this song and I need you to sing out!
Elder Dana: *pointed look at Elder Hamilton* she's not talking about me.

7 Nov 2017 12:47PM
Madruga: why don't they call being born "realization"?
Barfuss: Because you don't realize it until 3 years later.
#YCSMQUOTES

15 Nov 2017 2:30PM
Elder Stradling: "You've angered OTIS. Make your peace with God now while you still have time."

27 Nov 2017
Elder Hamilton: What age are we??
Elder Madruga: Autism.

6 Dec 2017 12:40PM
Our mind is a gay baby jail.

7 Dec 2017 2:38PM
*cow kicks man on screen*
*x ray flashes*
Elder Craig: Yeah, that's why we have machines do it for us instead..

*playing Apples to Apples*
Sister Buchanan: *laughing* Did you put Helen Keller?
Elder Hamilton: One time my mom said "Hey don't make fun of her." And my brother said, "It's not like she can hear you."
Elder Broderick: She didn't see that coming either.

11Dec2017 12:13PM
Elder Hamilton: My brother said light the world just sounds like we should set it on fire.
Elder Barfuss: I guess California is beating everyone in that.

12Dec2017 11:09AM
At Sister Gowans farewell
David (church employee): I'm so jealous of you because [the missionary] table is louder than mine.
Sister Gowans: that's my one accomplishment

12:29PM 12Dec2017
Elder Stradling: I'm like 20% personality and 80% edgy memes

12:00PM 20Dec2017
Sister Gee: I thought there were (Chinese) characters on it, but it's just the recycling symbol.
Elder Lawson: Well, they are characters.
Elder Stradling: You're a character.

2:00PM 20Dec2017
Sister Buchanan: Love you, senpai. Sorry, not you Sister Dearing
Sister Dearing: What am I, chopped liver??
Sister Davis: Don't downgrade yourself to that.
Sister Gee: Yeah, you're at least sliced liver.

2:30PM 20 Dec 2017
Sister Davis: *beginning story* So I do my own laundry, right
Sister Andrews: Thank goodness

12:13PM 21Dec2017
Elder Hamilton: You're not overwhelming, Elder Barfuss.
Sister Gee: His attractive face is pretty overwhelming.
Elder Barfuss: Yeah, I look at broken mirrors and they mend themselves.