September 2017 quotes

1Sep2017
Sister Beck: I know over 29 colors
Sister Beck: I listen to Broadway. I ruined a seminary lesson because of it.

1Sep2017
*Elder Hamilton doing snow angel motions on the floor next to wet floor sign*
Sister Buchanan: He's checking to see if it's really wet.

1Sep2017
Elder Hamilton: Working myself to the bone. I wish I could stop and go on a cruise. Oh wait, I'm poor.

1Sep2017
Elder Broderick (to Elder Barfuss): Get outta here handbook man

5Sep2017
Elder Hamilton: *trying to get Madruga's  attention* Madruga look at meeee. I'm gonna start a riot.

5Sep2017
Elder Stradling: Elder broderick has been replaced with an android.
Elder Hamilton: that doesn't surprise me
Elder Barfuss: How could you replace Satan?

5Sep2017
Me: No, I have 4 mental disorders and 2 physical. Also they think I'm anaemic.
Elder Barfuss: is that one spiritual?

5Sep2017
Sister Buchanan: *freaking out*
Me: Get help from the Spirit. Just roll that pokeball and say "spirit I choose you"
Sister Buchanan: You saved me. You're Jesus.
Sister Sherbert: *gives Elder Bingham fries*
Elder Hamilton: now she's jesus

5Sep2017
Elder Hamilton: "The only dangerous creatures in Utah are the trashy people you see walking around in the mall."

6Sep2017 10:20AM
*discussing ADHD issues when listening to others speak*
Elder Stradling: I just think I have trouble focusing when I don't care.

7Sep2017 12:43PM
Me: Right now I'm just really fascinated with unipolar and bipolar disorders.
Elder Broderick: What about Amy Poehler

11Sep2017 12:18PM
Elder Stradling: I have something to show you later
Sister Aversa: Whatever it is, it's not my fault, and if it is my fault, I have a good excuse.

11Sep2017 12:28PM
Me: laughing
Elder Stradling: You sound like a particularly flat whoopie cushion

11Sep2017 12:34PM
Elder Broderick: *takes like 15 kit kats out of the bag*
Elder Hamilton: *taking the bag away* This lunch has now turned into an intervention.

11Sep2017 12:47PM
Elder Barfuss: Mattresses are the leavening of beds and they believe in having unleavened beds.

28Sep2017 11:19AM
President Jarrett of the Tabernacle choir tells story of how he and his wife left their full-time mission in Germany to serve with the choir.
They were getting very comfortable and happy with their mission when they got a call. Sister Jarrett was on the phone with President Monson and he said he needed them to come back to Salt Lake City.
His wife said, "But we're so happy here. You can just ask President Uchtdorf how hard it is to leave Germany."

27Sep2017 11:56AM
Me: Service missionaries are trailblazers.
Elder Madruga: if you put a bunch of suit coats in a line, those would also be trail blazers.